DEATH BONERS OVERVIEW |
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| Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
| Edward Furlong (45) | Harry Belafonte (95) | 80.05 | 399 |
CELEBRITIES |
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| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Tim Curry | Dr. Frank-N-Furter on wheels | 4/19/1946 | 77 | 23 | |
| Terence Stamp | Nick forgot who he was, but "at least he's old." | 7/22/1938 | 85 | 15 | |
| Jane Fonda | Hanoi Jane (and Nick would still bang her) | 12/21/1937 | 85 | 15 | |
| Joan Collins | Playing the role of vengeful schemer Alexis Carrington Colby on Dynasty | 5/23/1933 | 90 | 10 | |
| Harry Belafonte | Daylight come, please let him go home! | 3/1/1927 | 96 | 4 | 4/25/2023 |
| Richard Simmons | If Bob Ross was gay | 7/12/1948 | 75 | 25 | |
| Vanessa Redgrave | Actor that won a bunch of awards | 1/30/1937 | 86 | 14 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Dick Cavett | Original late night host | 11/19/1936 | 86 | 14 | |
| Eric Idle | "Always look on the bright side of life" | 3/29/1943 | 80 | 20 | |
| Billy Dee Williams | Colt .45 | 4/6/1937 | 86 | 14 | |
| Stacy Keach | Lots of coke | 6/2/1941 | 82 | 18 | |
| Stockard Channing | Hanging with high school kids at 40 | 2/13/1944 | 79 | 21 | |
| Maggie Smith | Old broad from Harry Potter | 12/28/1934 | 88 | 12 | |
| Cheech Marin | Hung up his rolling papers to do kids' shows | 7/13/1946 | 77 | 23 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Honky Tonk Man | If Elvis was a shitty wrestler | 1/25/1953 | 70 | 30 | |
| Carol Burnett | What the hell is in her ear? | 4/26/1933 | 90 | 10 | |
| Edward Furlong | "Why won't he die???" -- Nick | 8/2/1977 | 46 | 54 | |
| Michael Gambon | The shittier Dumbledore | 10/19/1940 | 82 | 18 | 9/28/2023 |
| Joe Flaherty | "Jackass! | 6/21/1941 | 82 | 18 | |
| Kathy Bates | You can see her naked in the movie About Schmidt | 6/28/1948 | 75 | 25 | |